When we ask the question, "What is the greatest cereal ever known to man?", the answer is clear.
No contest, Count Chocula is king.
Or.. "Count" rather.
Yes, there are many chocolate cereals and many cereals containing marshmallows but when you really break them down, they can't stand up to the sugary goodness that the Count delivers.
The cereal itself is superior. The marshmallows divine. It simply cannot be beat.
This brings me to my next question: Where has it all gone?
It's been years since I last saw a box of Count Chocula on the supermarket shelves. Believe me, I'm looking.
Needless to say, I'm devistated.
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