all things delicious must come to an end

When we ask the question, "What is the greatest cereal ever known to man?", the answer is clear.

No contest, Count Chocula is king.
Or.. "Count" rather.

Yes, there are many chocolate cereals and many cereals containing marshmallows but when you really break them down, they can't stand up to the sugary goodness that the Count delivers.
The cereal itself is superior. The marshmallows divine. It simply cannot be beat.

This brings me to my next question: Where has it all gone?
It's been years since I last saw a box of Count Chocula on the supermarket shelves. Believe me, I'm looking.
Needless to say, I'm devistated.

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Fig Pop Tarts w/ Ginger Frosting & Classic Chocolate Fudge


Ever since I was a child, I have loved pop-tarts

For years and years breakfast meant... pop- tarts.
And, well, pop-tarts meant a whole lot more than breakfast; they were delicious at all hours of the day, particularly 2am.
I was always fond the of chocolate fudge and frosted strawberry variety


Having said that, I should note that up until this morning I've been clean for over two years, no contact with toaster pastries whatsoever. As you can imagine, I had high hopes for what my first venture back into pop-tartdem would be like.
Unfortunately, I was rather dissapointed; it wasn't half the tart I remember it being.


So I decided, with the help of Mr. Alton Brown, to bring back the toaster pastry in style... and without all those weird chemicals.
Don't call it a comeback:

Alton's Pastry Recipe
::I should note that I used 1/2 whole wheat flour, 1/2 AP flour::

The ginger icing consisted solely of powdered sugar, apricot nectar, and powdered ginger.